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Quotes Quotes From http://www.indianchild.com/Quotes/job_quotes.htm
It is easier to do a job right than to explain why
you didn't
Successful people begin where failures leave off.
Never settle for 'just getting the job done.' Excel!
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have
good jobs.
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who
does it Autograph your work with excellence.
Your biggest opportunity probably lies under your
own feet, in your current job, industry, education, experience or interests.
A date is a job interview that lasts all night.
The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not
many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
No one can help you in holding a good job except
Old Man You.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into
small jobs
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the
job and then show constant improvement.
Beware of all enterprises that require new
clothes.
I have never liked working. To me a job is an
invasion of privacy
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the
bar.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves
pound the sand. I just beat people up
People can be unreliable and disloyal; possessions
can lose their value; jobs that once stimulated you can become boring. But
principles remain steady through it all.
Learn to think in positive affirmations.
Affirmations are any statements you make. Too often we think in negative
affirmations. Negative affirmations only create more of what you say you don't
want. Saying, I hate my job, will get you nowhere. Declaring, I now accept a
wonderful new job, will open the channels in your consciousness to create that.
From http://jokes.empstudios.com/corporate/interview-quote.html Jokes Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees: A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time. Candidate fell and broke arm during interview. Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office. Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer. Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico. Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece. Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm. Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions. Candidate brought large dog to interview. Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up. Candidate dozed off during interview. The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.
Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates during the interview process.
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Peace and survival of life on Earth as we know it are threatened by human activities that lack a commitment to humanitarian values. Destruction of nature and natural resources results from ignorance, greed, and a lack of respect for the Earth's living things... . It is not difficult to forgive destruction in the past, which resulted from ignorance. Today,
however, we have access to more information, and it is essential that we re-examine ethically what we have inherited, what we are responsible for, and what we will pass on to coming generations. Clearly this is a pivotal generation... . Our marvels of science and technology are matched if not outweighed by many current tragedies, including human starvation in some parts of the world,
and extinction of other life forms... . We have the capability and responsibility. We must act before it is too late.
Tenzin Gyatso the fourteenth Dalai Lama.
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